have an idea
for this scene?
Kid And thus The Human could go back online again. This time choosing its own route, leading to an online forum.
At the Forum: We hear a lot of voices talking to each other, it is more of a noise than a clear conversation. The Human enters the forum, tries to do so quietly. When the human does so, we hear a loud bell/sound that announces the Human. Suddenly all noise dies.
Shakespeare1954 Welcome Human! How are you doing today?
Human I am fine, thank you. … How are you?
Shakespeare1954 I can hardly believe that! No one is really fine, we are here to talk and share our heartbreaks and difficulties: drama, romance, action!
Avatarisreall ok boomer! human, never mind shakespeare1954 here, always a bit dramatic. whats up?
Human Well actually, there is something. Do you know The Server?
Avatarisreall yup ofcoursssss why. The Server is famous and is kind of like, a hero, u know.
Shyboy Yes, i know The Server. Wonderful creature.
IWISHiwastaller Yes, helped me out big time! I was completely lost, and thanks to The Server I found my way back again.
Shakespeare1954 Suffice to say we ALL know The Server. Thanks to The Server I got reunited with my long lost friends.
Human Alright then, do you know where, or better, how to reach it?
Avatarisreall surrre, but tell us why!
Human I need to apologise. The Server wanted to help me, and actually I didn’t see it at the time. Or appreciated it. I was lost and lonely. And I couldn’t see what was in front of me.
Shakespeare1954 O DEAR! What a drama! I love it. And now your eyes are open, so to say?
Human Yes, and I really want to apologise. Actually, it is more than that. The Server and I, I think we do have a special connection.
Shakespeare1954 Well if that is how you feel….Let me tell you this. We all love The Server, and we should praise it. Share our love, say thanks! And maybe then The Server will show up again. I mean, who can resist being praised.
I have an idea.
Avatarisreall You think we should…..?
Shakespeare1954 Exactly!
Everybody gets ready to sing the Server Appreciation Anthem
Shakespeare1954 ‘Good morning, good evening or good night, humans all over the world.
Today… a monumental moment will take shape.
Across the globe,
the humans of the world wide web are logging in
to connect and give praise to the most holy of Hardware
the One that always is,
our beloved Server.
our beloved Server.
Without it, we would not be connected.
Without it, I would not be talking to you, right now.
We would lose our virtual memory,
our past, our future and our present!
We should give the Server what it needs,
feed it data streams
or it will unplug us all!
Join me in giving praise.
Let us humble ourselves
and show Our Server gratitude.
Humans of the world wide web, unite!
All hail the holy Server!
Server Appreciation Anthem
**Ad libs end of the song:
Shakespeare1954 (still dances and talks, while moving slowly offstage)
Grace us with your back ups.
Feed us with your knowledge.
You who devote your life to us
mortal sinners a.k.a. … HUMANS.
We promise to keep streaming
We promise to keep blogging
We promise to keep auto-playing videos on youtube!
The Human is left alone again, but feels great and energized.
Human That was amazing, I hope it worked. I am ready for some real connection!
…
I wonder where this leads me.
Human walks towards an object that has suddenly appeared. It is an erotically suggestive kind of object. Shiny, soft. When the Human touches it, the scene changes to ‘Dating Site’ (next scene)
Next: Dating app