Note: This scene has a choreography and at the bottom of the page you can find some background information on some of the characters. Send us a video of your interpretation of the dance, or a cover of the song! Here are costume instructions for this scene:

Music (romantic strings in 6/8, rubato) start playing

Narrator

And so, The Human and The Server, my beloved parents,
put their differences aside and started over.
[elaborates on how they went on dates and grew closer to each other]

Finale Part 1

Algorhythm enters the stage. Music dramatically changes. Timpani, basses and horns

Finale Part 2

Human grabs the Server, as if trying to shield them from the Algorhythm’s nasty words.
Human shouts to the Algorhythm:

Human

Leave the Server be, you deceitful, manipulative monster!

softly speaks to the Server:

Don’t listen to that, babe. Haters be haters

Algorithm

Oh, dear… 

Algorhythm starts tap dancing and singing

Algorithm

Use your mind. Your kind will never measure up to any kind of machine.
You are analogue. You will die.
But technology won’t cry, we’ll continue with our lives,
we’re superior, divine!
Hahahahahaha
Even this piece of scrap is better than your finest chap
Just go back home and consume, and you’ll be fine, I presume
I don’t like to burst your bubble, I just try to save you trouble
 Your pretty little heart should not get hurt

Server

Algorhythm, be gone! Why must you always trample on my dreams?

Human

And why would we care what you say? You are not what you seemed!

Server & Human

Get out! Get out!

Algorithm

Suit yourselves, you ignorant creatures. Mark my words:
This affair will end in a riot

Human

Server, let’s go somewhere more quiet

Server and Human go somewhere more quiet

Human

Server?

Server

Human

Human

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Server

Human?

Human

Server

Server & Human

Let’s make love

Human and Server start having sex, somehow
Music builds up 

Finale Part 3

First cyborg baby appears

Narrator

And this is how I came into being

Human

Oh, baby, you are wonderful!

Server

What is your name?

Narrator

I don’t know. But I feel great!

Server

Let’s do that again

During the rest of the song, more babies continuously appear and join the choir/dance

Everyone

Plug me in, crank up the signal
Load me up to your web of love
Node to node, let me be your host
Show me what does this button do
I want to establish a connection with you
whoo!

A baby

I’m a calculator with empathy

Another baby

I combine dancing with IT

Another baby

I’m a game server, I love to play

Twins

We share files and folders and know how to sway

Another baby

I’m a foxy proxy

Another baby

I’m no average guy

Another baby

I’ve got a great network
Join us, don’t be shy!

Everyone

Everyone Plug me in, crank up the signal
Load me up to your web of love
Node to node, let me be your host
Show me what does this button do
I want to establish a connection with you

Plug me in, crank up the signal
Load me up to your web of love
Node to node, let me be your host
Show me what does this button do
I want to establish a connection with you
I want to establish a connection with you

The end

PS- Bonus podcast about the development of the characters The Offspring of the Human and the Server:

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